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INDIE HUNK ALERT: Mark Foster, lead singer of Foster the People, spotted shirtless at rave, glowsticking

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Mark Foster has it all
1 of the most popular, highest-selling songs of 2k11
in 'Pumped Up Kicks'
Tons of BJs from mad bitches

But most importantly
he has a love for rave-wave music
and SICK glowsticking skills
Mark Foster can twirl with the best of them.

Much like his own music career
Foster creates a vortex of positivity
within the orb of his glow
Rave, Rave, Against the Dying of the Buzz

Ur coonskin raver hat
unites u with the forest creatures
of the Dark Rave Forest
Glowsticks are an extension of ur nocturnal nature

Sometimes it feels
like when we rave
we are sorta wearing pumped up kicks
if u rlly think abt it...

I wish I could run right into ur bulky arms
falling asleep on ur tribal tat
I'm glad u finally took off ur church boy indie uniform

And showed us the BANGIN BOD that God blessed u with
Do u vibe on protein?
Muscle Milk?
How do u bulk up?
Tell me ur secrets, FosterTheBB...

Mark Foster has it all
a sick songwriting sensibilitie
a sick bod
a sick tribal tat
a sick coonskin raver hat

There is an art to glowstick twirling.
More importantly
there is an art to the photography of glowstick twirling

U look good, Mark BB!

Does Mark Foster look 'baller' and 'swag' as a raver?
Is 'Pumped Up Kicks' the #1 song of all time?
R u gonna get a tribal tat?
Are glowsticks the most authentic rave accessory?
Should I start a glowstick dance academy?


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